"When I screw up, I tell you about it." // "When you screw up, I read about it."

"Click those heels, you're not in Portland anymore."

"A lot of spunk, a lot of pluck. This game isn't all about size, you know."

"I'm in a groove here." // "Well, groove on down to the Strip."

"Who the hell lets their kid play with lead-based paint?"